Medical Quotes
Let's listen to some medical quotes
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.by Isaac Asimov
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
by Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
by Walter Matthau
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H. Boren
