Medical Joke

Let's see fighting mood joke

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?

Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

Medical Joke

Let's see ambulance joke

"A man after being hurt calls 123 for help"

Man        : operator, operator, call me an ambulance          

Operator : okay sir, you are an ambulance  

Medical Quotes

Let's listen to some medical quotes

• All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.by Isaac Asimov 

• Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

  by Cass Canfield 
  

Medical Quotes

Let's listen to some medical quotes

• Whenever a doctor cannot do good,he must be kept from doing harm. 

  by Hippocrates

• Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals. 

  by Ivan Illich 

• Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

  by Anton Chekhov 
  

Medical joke

Let's see what is difference between trade and generic names 

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.

 For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen.



The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.               After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered       were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix,     and of course ibepokin.